All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening

Alexander Woollcott

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There is no such thing in anyone's life as an unimportant day.

Alexander Woollcott

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Number 7 opened last night. It was misnamed by five.

Alexander Woollcott

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Many of us spend half our time wishing for things we could have if we didn’t spend half our time wishing.

Alexander Woollcott

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Nothing risque, nothing gained.

Alexander Woollcott

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You haven't lived until you died in New York.

Alexander Woollcott

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