If people don't wish to be eaten then they shouldn't taste so nice

Amy Mah

Tags: night vampires young-adult vampire undead



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Yes you can let a guy bite you but not on the first date! he has to pay for dinner ! But you can bite him on the first date at no cost that is quite normal

Amy Mah

Tags: humor vampires teenagers blood vampire amy-mah



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It you taste nice I may bite!

Amy Mah

Tags: girls teenagers blood vampire bite amy-mah



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Amy! Sit correctly, you are wearing a dress...feet on the floor and your knees together girl...You are trying to catch a husband, not flies !

Amy Mah

Tags: teenagers vampire teens-sex-awkward-jocks amy-mah



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I Don't sparkle ........I Bite !!!

Amy Mah

Tags: vampire amy-mah fangs



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Sleeping with another girl does not always mean you are a lesbian, sometimes it just means the central heating needs fixing

Amy Mah

Tags: girls vampire



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