The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
Andy RooneyTags: kindness man humanity dogs
It's paradoxical that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn't appeal to anyone.
Andy RooneyThe 50-50-90 rule: anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
Andy RooneyTags: mistakes probability
If you smile when you are alone, then you really mean it.
Andy RooneyTags: loneliness smile meaning smiles
Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose.
Andy RooneyMy mother always called me 'sturdy' and said I have big bones. A little fat is what I am.
Andy RooneyI'm always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
Andy RooneyWriters don't often say anything that readers don't already know, unless its a news story. A writer's greatest pleasure is revealing to people things they knew but did not know they knew. Or did not realize everyone else knew, too. This produces a warm sense of fellow feeling and is the best a writer can do.
Andy RooneyThe trouble with dictionaries is, they tell you more about words than you want to know without answering the question you have.
Andy RooneyIf you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
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