Genghis Miliband roars up to the despatch box like a caged donkey.

Andy Zaltzman

Tags: similes twitter united-kingdom 2011 ed-miliband news-international-phone-hacking

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New Labour leader Ed Miliband announces plan to 'make this party slightly less unelectable by 2015'. He added: 'I am Ed, the Almighty One.'

Defeated brother David Miliband overheard muttering: 'Now I know how Wayne Christ felt after little Jesus came along.

Andy Zaltzman

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To all the revolutionaries fighting to throw off the yoke of tyranny around the world: look at British democracy. Is that what you want?

Andy Zaltzman

Tags: democracy tyranny revolution britain 2011 arab-spring news-international-phone-hacking

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Nice mix of Tory MPs saying this issue shouldn't be used for petty political pointscoring,

Andy Zaltzman

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A jacketless Murdoch resumes his quiz, brushing off the assault as 'an overexcited autograph-hunter wanting to have his shaving foam signed.

Andy Zaltzman

Tags: twitter assault 2011 news-international-phone-hacking autographs jonnie-marbles rupert-murdoch shaving-cream

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