I had a dream about you. We couldn't decide on a sunrise. You wanted a tan, I only cared about the view. Then World War III fulfilled both our desires.
BauvardTags: humor life sleep dreams dreaming relationships funny sleeping
I get a lot of big ideas, and occasionally I actually come up with one myself.
BauvardTags: humor funny ideas plagiarism
A man without debts is a man without anything to live for. Debt is collateral for life. It provides you with obligations to others, gives you duty, gives you purpose: the purpose to protect those possessions which you would not otherwise have without your debt. Debt is the most responsible way to elevate your social position.
BauvardI love working with my hands. My writing is rough, my paper bruised with ink stains.
BauvardSelf-awareness of one’s faults, far from being the first step to growth, is very often the second foot in the mud.
BauvardTags: self-awareness
I have never sought to displease; I merely seek pleasure and avoid the pain it causes those who work to produce it. That is what it means to live by the leisure principle.
BauvardWe live in one of the few epochs of humanity where life isn't just a painful cycle of toil, fatigue, and collapse. Now pleasure gyrates us through those stages.
BauvardAs a captain whose vessel is about to crash on the rocks empties its souls of doubt, so are the hesitant useful for throwing off of an enterprise nearing its end: blame must be cast in failure, profits divided easily in success.
BauvardIf you want more development in your relationship, move to an urban area.
BauvardEnvy is for people who don’t have the self-esteem to be jealous.
BauvardTags: humor jealousy funny envy
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