Rule number one of crime scene work: If it's wet and sticky and it ain't yours, don't touch it.

-Terry Cooper, crime scene specialist, Georgia Bureau of Investigation

Beverly Connor

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I don't think we should have a dinosaur that poops kids.

Beverly Connor

Tags: humor event-planning

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So, was the crime lab a reward for almost being killed?'
'No, it was a reward for not being Bryce,

Beverly Connor

Tags: justice rewards near-death-experience dumbass plot-humor

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All four of them looked at Diane as if she had said Kendel had just returned from her trip and had brought them a unicorn skeleton.

Beverly Connor

Tags: humor fairy-tale

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