CALVIN:
As usual goodness hardly puts up a fight.

Bill Watterson

Tags: life

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HOBBES:
Virtue needs some cheaper thrills.

Bill Watterson

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HOBBES:
If you don't get a goodnight kiss you get Kafka dreams.

Bill Watterson

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You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.
What mood is that?
Last-minute panic.

Bill Watterson

Tags: procrastination

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Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.

Bill Watterson

Tags: humor

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Hold it. You know what I'd like to see? I'd like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, and then the bears join up with the big bad wolf and eat Goldilocks and Little Red Riding Hood! Tell me a story like that, OK?

Bill Watterson

Tags: stories

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Reality continues to ruin my life.

Bill Watterson

Tags: humor life calvin-and-hobbes

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We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are.

Bill Watterson

Tags: humor live-in-the-moment enjoy-life

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So long, Pop! I'm off to check my tiger trap!

Bill Watterson

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Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a 'possum stuck in your collar?

Bill Watterson

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