When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it?
Billy ConnollyA fart is just your arse applauding.
Billy ConnollyNever trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea cozy, doesn't try it on.
Billy ConnollyFuck the begrudgers
Billy ConnollyLife is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life. Get wasted all the time, and you'll have the time of your life!
Billy ConnollyI think my securities far outweigh my insecurities. I am not nearly as afraid of myself and my imagination as I used to be.
Billy ConnollyMarriage is a wonderful invention; but then again so is a bicycle repair kit.
Billy ConnollyTags: happiness marriage expectation
I don't believe in angels and I have trouble with the whole God thing. I don't want to say I don't believe in God but I don't think I do. But I believe in people who do.
Billy ConnollyTags: belief christianity god religion atheism angels skepticism
Wisdom is the contant questioning of where you are. And when you stop wanting to know, you're dea. You're walking, but you're dead.
Billy ConnollyOh, I can picture myself rattling along Route 66 on that thing, headphones on, singing along to ZZ Top's 'Sharp Dressed Man' or the opening line from 'Born to be Wild' by Steppenwolf - 'Get your motor running...' The trike brings out that in all of us, which is no bad thing. Forget Viagra, get yourself a trike!
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