I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.

Bruce Robinson

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But this time of the year she was in her vaults, underground, and here she resided alone, spending most of her life in darkness, like a tongue

Bruce Robinson


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We are indeed drifting into the arena of the unwell.

Bruce Robinson

Tags: comedy illness independent hangover unwell



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We've gone on holiday by mistake

Bruce Robinson

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BALLS! We want the finest wines available to humanity. We want them HERE, and we want them NOW.

Bruce Robinson

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Those with the money are eccentric. Those without, insane.

Bruce Robinson

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He didn't like religion, hadn't liked it for years, but he adored churches, loved them like old scientific instruments whose time is long past but are nevertheless fascinating and strange.

Bruce Robinson

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Dostoyevsky described hell as perhaps nothing more than a room with a chair in it. This room has several chairs. A young man sits in one.

Bruce Robinson

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