Okay, this might sound vague, but do you know this one girl with hair like this?

Bryan Lee O'Malley

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This song is for the guy who keeps yelling from the balcony, and it's called, 'We hate you, please die.

Bryan Lee O'Malley

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You suck, surprising no one!!!! If bad was a boot, you'd fit it!!!! You're a stupid poo-poo head! I had sexual relations with your mother! Your mother was not that good in bed! You, sir, are a wretched soul! I am rubber, you are glue!

Bryan Lee O'Malley

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Somehow the pantsless gay man is not bringing the romance, Scott.

Bryan Lee O'Malley

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Let's be friends based on mutual hate."
- Wallace Wells
"Listen to this, okay? Just listen. You hear that? That's' market bacon hitting the pan. Today a child is born unto us, and his name will be bacon."
- Wallace Wells

Bryan Lee O'Malley


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Listen to this, okay? Just listen. You hear that? That's market bacon hitting the pan. Today a child is born unto us, and his name will be bacon.

Bryan Lee O'Malley


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Anyway, how are you and Ramona doing?'

Uh... you know. Pretty good.'

Have you said the L-Word yet?'

The L-Word? You mean? Lesbian?'
Uh... No. The other L-Word.'

?'

Okay. Uh, It's "love." I wasn't trying to trick you or anything.

Bryan Lee O'Malley

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Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it. I would punch your life in the face.

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Are we letting her drink beer again?"
"Hell yes we are, and it's hilarious.

Bryan Lee O'Malley


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Oh, hey, maybe I should have mentioned that my friends are retarded douchebags.

Bryan Lee O'Malley


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