It's not how many times you fall. And it's not how many times you get back up. It's about how much money you have to pay people to admit that the whole incident didn't even occur to begin with.
Carroll BryantTags: humor
I never fail. It's just that the people around me succeed more than I.
Carroll BryantMy best days are Monday through Friday, and Saturday and Sunday."
"Ian," Wesley noted, "that covers the whole week."
Ian nods his head. "Pretty much.
Tags: humorous
You can push my buttons all you want. Just don't pull any of my levers.
Carroll BryantTags: personal-quote
The problem with a lot people is, they are more concerned about their image than they are about their reputation. It should be the other way around.
Carroll BryantTags: social
The reason time is always running out is because it has nothing else better to do.
Carroll BryantTags: philosphical
It's not adviseable to always go around doubting others all the time. However, it is logical.
Carroll BryantTags: philosophy-life-truth-irrelevant
Use a condom. The world doesn't need another you.
Carroll BryantTags: condoms insult birth-control humorous-comebacks
If I had wanted children of my own, I would have gotten married. If I had wanted to get married, I would have fallen in love. If I had wanted to fall in love, I would have met the right girl. If I had wanted to meet the right girl, I would have drank a whole lot less.
Carroll BryantTags: humorous
Peace loves war
Carroll BryantTags: political-philosophy
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