Happiness is a warm puppy.

Charles M. Schulz

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I love mankind ... it's people I can't stand!!

Charles M. Schulz

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Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

Charles M. Schulz

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I think I've discovered the secret of life -- you just hang around until you get used to it.

Charles M. Schulz

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Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.

Charles M. Schulz

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I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building.

Charles M. Schulz

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All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed.
For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.

Charles M. Schulz

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All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Charles M. Schulz

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It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly, a shot rang out! A door slammed. The maid screamed. Suddenly, a pirate ship appeared on the horizon! While millions of people were starving, the king lived in luxury. Meanwhile, on a small farm in Kansas, a boy was growing up.

Charles M. Schulz

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Never jump into a pile of leaves with a wet sucker.

Charles M. Schulz

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