The best Quotes on Earth!

(1)BEING A POET
is like opening a car door

ELVIS

PHILOSOPHY OF LIFE
I have so much to do today.
I can’t possibly get it all done,
so I’m not going to start.

Tags: humor

DISARM ALL RAPISTS

But what will we do
With their legs?

I USED TO
make love.
Now I
Make coffee.

SAY EXACTLY
what you think
until you find that
no one is listening
then say
something else

REFUSAL
When you refuse
to tell your weight
and age,
people know
you're fat and old.

I FINALLY
had a hot night,
but it was only the weather.

Don't listen to writers. They're messed up - that's why they're writers!

THIS IS A COMPLIMENT?
You're incrediburgable
she said
which is to say
You're a little like incredible
but a lot more like a
hamburger.

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