Nothing is perfect. Therefore, being perfect is being nothing… and that's a great way to lose weight.
Craig BenzineThis quote will self-destruct in....4....3....2...1...Just kidding...Or am I?
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People alive are better than people not alive.
Craig BenzineFailure is not an option. It just happens all the time. Like, all the time.
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Visiting Saturn sounds like a lot of fun but you will die!
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I'd choose truth over cake but I'd try to find a way to get both to be honest.
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Time travel is awesome....And useful. That sentence had a typo when I typed it...The first time.
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Cars and bumper cars are two very different things. NEVER sleep in a bumper car.
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Saving time is so important that I'm not even going to finish this sen-it's lunchtime already? Yum yum.
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Nature is a porno. Deal with it.
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