Why is it that they can only come up with one model of spaceship? You would assume such intelligent creatures could, once in a while, put out something in a nice powder blue and shaped like a footstool or maybe like France.
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I seem to be allergic to whatever that terrible smell is," said Gateman when the urge to sneeze had finally subsided.
"What terrible smell?"
"The air," said Gateman. "It smells...different."
"That's called oxygen," said Professor Boxley. "Freh air. No cars, no buses, no factories; just pure, clean oxygen.
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I'll get it," said Jough in his man-of-the-house voice, a full octave lower than his regular voice.
Cuthbert SoupTags: funny
What's a wingding? Why, a wingding is, uh...it's just like a shindig but without all the hullabaloo.
Cuthbert SoupTags: funny
Gone are the days when the old country doctor would drive out to your house and amputate your infected leg for a basket of goose eggs and a rhubarb pie.
Cuthbert SoupTags: funny
I'm one-half Cherokee, one-half Irish, one-half Turkish, one-half Australian and one-half Korean." "Excuse me, but that's five halves," said Maggie.
Cuthbert SoupTags: funny
A red eight-sided sign always means:
A) Stop.
B) Go.
C) Danger! Red octogons ahead!
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He's getting away you idiots! Shoot him. I'm wearing Spider-Man underpants!
Cuthbert SoupTags: funny
Some quick advice for success in life: Don't be afraid, be amazing.
Cuthbert SoupTags: inspirational
Yes you are right," said Pavel. "We will succeed simply because we are the best in all of world. We will get LVR by using incredible intelligence."
Leon showed he was in full agreement by screaming and hitting himself repeatedly on the head.
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