Because people should not be punished for loving and hoping and holding their hearts open.
Damon SuedeYour life needs an airbag. I swear, Anastagio, you should have come equipped when you were born.
Damon SuedeTags: gay-romance
Gotten butt-ass, bone-dog naked for your vadge-cam?" Dante offered with an angelic smile, standing close.
"Fucking hell, D." Griff turned to Beth with an apology, but she spoke first.
"Huh-yeah. Thanks, cockbreath.
Tags: humor gay-romance explicit
I'll take Classic 69 and semen-swapping for $300
Damon SuedeTags: humor gay-romance
You tell him for me: if he fucks with you, if he lays one Russian knuckle on you, your buddy is coming after him and someone's gonna need a screen door to fish out the pieces.
Damon SuedeTags: gay-romance
If your heart is broken, do you have a phantom heart?
Damon SuedeTags: longing break-up gay-romance
Griff's pretty neat on his own. Scottish hedge!
Damon SuedeTags: gay-romance
Somewhere high overhead on the other side of the freighter, metal ground against metal making a sound like angry mechanical whales fucking.
Damon SuedeNo. Look, the mutual tug paid extra.” Dante mimed jerking and squirting without looking embarrassed, which only made Griff more embarrassed. “And the
stuff you did at the end bumped our fee even—”
“I know, man. Sorry about—”
“—more. Bullshit, sorry! Blowing your jazz on me got us a three hundred dollar bonus. Didja know that?” Dante rolled his eyes and waved away the worry.
“Dude, if I could get a fee every time you squirted on me, I’d camp under your bed and have you doing it three times a day.”
Help me, Jesus.
Griff’s eyes honest-to-God bugged at that.
I want you to move in with me, man."
"Nah. I appreciate it, but I need to get a place of my own. I'm a grownup.
Tags: humour
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