By the way, don’t you think shoving a light bulb up baby Jesus’ butt and plugging it in is just a little sacrilegious?

Dana Marie Bell

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Will I have to use a litter box?"
--Emma to Max after he just explained she'll be turning into a puma shifter
The Wallflower (Halle Pumas Book 1)

Dana Marie Bell

Tags: humor shapeshifter

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Hello! Hunk getting naked time. You expected me not to look?

Dana Marie Bell

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Here. There. Everywhere." He leered at his friend. "Thinking about you and Moira's
underwear.

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God, being noble sucked ass.

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She strode up some steps and banged on the door. "Now you play nice or I'll put you in the dog house."(Alannah)
"Woof."(Christopher Beckett)

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Don't sound so grumpy. Next thing you know you'll be whinning and giving me puppy dog eyes.

Dana Marie Bell

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Don't call me babe. And next time I'm letting my Metaphysical answering meachine get it.

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Does the Pope love Jesus?

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Becks?”
“Yes?”
“Santa smoked a reefer and decorated my house.”
“What? Hold on, I’ll be there in a few minutes.

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