I’d hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that’s as good as you’re going to feel all day.
Dean MartinI feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
Dean MartinThe reason I drink is because when I'm sober I think I'm Eddie Fisher.
Dean MartinIf you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.
Dean MartinTags: humour golf drunk-driving
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Dean MartinTags: drunkenness
Не си пиян, ако можеш да лежиш на пода без да се държиш
Dean MartinI would rather have a free bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy
Dean MartinTags: drinking spoonerism
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day.
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