She's a parasite I can't seem to get rid of. Like a bad case of financial diarrhea.

Dee Burks

Tags: humor ex-wife



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So let me get this straight,” she made finger quotes in the air, “Doctor Jeffery Scott is looking for a butt ugly woman with zero personality, no skills, and no goals, right?”
She leaned forward. “Do those even exist anymore?”
“Not that I know of. I think he hates the competition. He may have to start cruising the feed stores and bait shops to find some babe with overalls and a crew cut. That might suit him.

Dee Burks

Tags: humor love



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I loved you before you took your first breath and will continue until I take my last.

Dee Burks

Tags: love



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