Juno MacGuff: I was out handling things way beyond my maturity level.

Diablo Cody

Tags: adolescent

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Juno MacGuff: I don't know what kind of girl I am.

Diablo Cody

Tags: teenagers

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He is the cheese to my macaroni.

Diablo Cody

Tags: love couples

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Nobody comes to Minnesota to take their clothes off, at least as far as I know.

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Juno: WOOOAH! ....Dreeeaaam BIG!

Diablo Cody

Tags: dreams

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Juno: Honest to blog?

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Gas Attendant: "Thata ain't no etch-a-sketch. Thats one doodle that can't be un-did home skillet.

Diablo Cody

Tags: humor juno

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Bren MacGuff: Well, honey, doctors are sadists who like to play God and watch lesser people scream...

Diablo Cody

Tags: juno

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Above the stage was a glass-floored second stage, which allowed customers to look up and watch another girl dancing overhead. This multidimensional display of poontang reminded me of the 3-D chessboard on Star Trek, which in turn reminded me that I was a huge nerd.

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Juno MacGuff: Nah... I mean, I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into?

Diablo Cody

Tags: pregnancy teenagers

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