The plate is happy but the toast hasn't slept well and is seeking revenge.

Edward Monkton

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Beware the toast that has no ears

Edward Monkton

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Beware of the deadly donky,
falling from the sky'
you can choose the way you live,
my friend,
but not the way you die.

Edward Monkton

Tags: too-true

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FOLLOW YOUR HEART
for your heart will always know the answer. but if it tells you to strangle kittens or something then DON'T follow it anymore.I mean it's just a heart, right? It's not the Dalai lama.

Edward Monkton

Tags: dalai-lama follow-your-heart

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He knows not where he's going,
For the ocean will decide,
Its not the destination,
It's the glory of the ride

Edward Monkton

Tags: zen edward-monkton

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