A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Emo PhilipsYou don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
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I'm not a fatalist; even if I were, what could I do about it?
Emo PhilipsI asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
Emo PhilipsSome mornings it's just not worth it to chew through the leather straps.
Emo PhilipsI was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
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Never judge someone until you've walked a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do judge him, you're a mile away and you have his shoes.
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