Face it girls. I'm older and I have more insurance.
Fannie FlaggTags: humor-age
Grandma Harper has two green bottles shaped like women with black hair painted on their heads and a yellow glass colored captain's hat that she keeps her face powder in that I want too, and a picture of a naked girl in a swing, swinging way up in the air over castles in a blue sky.
I don't know why I want those things, I just do.
Dena had always been a loner. She did not feel connected to anything. Or anybody. She felt as if everybody else had come into the world with a set of instructions about how to live and someone had forgotten to give them to her. She had no clue what she was supposed to feel, so she had spent her life faking at being a human being, with no idea how other people felt. What was it like to really love someone? To really fit in or belong somewhere? She was quick, and a good mimic, so she learned at an early age to give the impression of a normal, happy girl, but inside she had always been lonely.
Fannie FlaggRemember if people talk behind your back, it only means you are two steps ahead.
Fannie FlaggDamn, I'm Miss Mississippi!
Fannie FlaggI knew I wasn't the picture of health, but I didn't think I was headed for the last roundup.
Fannie FlaggTags: health
So, Doc, will I be able to run the Boston Marathon again this year?
Fannie FlaggAre you a politician or does lying just run in your family?
Fannie FlaggTags: lies-politics
The little girl knew if she bit any member of her family, they would get rabies too, and she died without ever having been petted. I cried so hard Mrs. Underwood had to take me to the school nurse.
Fannie Flagg...The band did a salute to Stephen Foster and played 'Beautiful Dreamer' and we formed a bed. Then we played 'My Old Kentucky Home' while the majorettes slowly pranced like horses. We finished with 'I Dream of Jeanie with the Light Brown Hair', we formed a comb. Miss Philpot is running out of ideas if you ask me.
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