Kids are like heroin -- an injection of pain when they're around, but even when they're not around it's like that next fix. You just can't stop thinking about it.

Faye Kellerman


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That is a fart without wind....." in reference to when you can't back up what you say. very funny.

Faye Kellerman


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What's the difference between a classical guitar and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Faye Kellerman

Tags: music guitar



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You’ve got a good side?”
“I do. I just don’t use it too often. My bad side’s so much more fun.

Faye Kellerman

Tags: bad



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A cake can be very life-affirming.

Faye Kellerman

Tags: rina-lazarus



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