Th' first thing to have in a libry is a shelf.
Fr'm time to time this can be decorated with lithrachure.
But th' shelf is th' main thing.
The Puritans gave thanks for being preserved from the Indians, and we give thanks for being preserved from the Puritans.
Finley Peter DunneMost vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.
Finley Peter DunneTags: humor-vegetarians
The world is not growing worse and it is not growing better -- it is just turning around as usual.
Finley Peter DunneStories are meant to comfort the afflicted, and afflict the comfortable.
Finley Peter DunneTags: stories why-we-read
Th' newspaper does ivrything f'r us. It runs th' polis foorce an' th' banks, commands th' milishy, controls th' ligislachure, baptizes th' young, marries th' foolish, comforts th' afflicted, afflicts th' comfortable, buries th' dead an' roasts thim aftherward.
Finley Peter DunneTags: media news journalism newspapers newspaper
Trust everybody, but always cut the cards.
Finley Peter DunneTags: humor-trust
Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting.
Finley Peter DunneTags: swearing cursing cussing
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