Sam Hellerman is a genius!

Frank Portman


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Normal: lacking in taste, compassion, understanding, kindness, and ordinary human decency.

Frank Portman


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D and D: a role-playing game played only by very cool guys.

Frank Portman


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Girls have all the same parts, basically, and so much of how they look depends on the attitude, expectations, and obsessions of those who are looking at them.

Frank Portman


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Jane Gallagher had wanted to know what time it was, but for some reason Holden Caulfield hadn't wanted Stradlater to tell her. When Stradlater refused to tell Holden Caulfieldwhether or not he had told Jane Gallagher what time it was, Holden Caulfield became enraged and attacked him in a fit or horological savagery, possibly because he was mentally ill and hated anyone byt him knowing what time it was

Frank Portman

Tags: king-dork



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One day they'll wake up and realize that we were right about everything all along.

Frank Portman


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High School is the penalty for transgressions yet to be specified.

Frank Portman


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I felt bad because Little Big Tom came in while we were making the tape and was like over the moon because he thought we were interested in his music. We had to humor him and listen to him deliver around six hundred speeches about fusion and the Art Ensemble of Chicago and Chicano and Latino influences on pretentious jazzy pseudorock. I think it was probably the happiest I'd ever seen him. And I also felt bad about the fact that after he left we kind of made fun of the funny way he said Latino, like he was the Frito Bandito or something. I felt bad, but I did it anyway, because I'm only human. I was ashamed of myself and depressed afterward, though, which is human, too, I guess. Being human is an excuse for just about everything, but it also kind of sucks in a way.

Frank Portman


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Monty Python: A documentary series on everyday life in Great Britain.

Frank Portman

Tags: humor monty-python



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Maybe they notice me wincing whenever I hear them say it, but I don't know: there are all sorts of reasons I could be wincing. Life is a wince-a-thon.

Frank Portman

Tags: high-school bully cringe nickname wince



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