Welcome to Hell. Here's your accordion.

Gary Larson

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If a tree falls in the woods, and nobody is around to hear it, and it hits a mime, does anyone care?

Gary Larson

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It is a known fact that the sheep that give us steel wool have no natural enemies.

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You always hear a headline like this, 'Man Killed By Shark', you never hear it from the other perspective, 'Man Swims in Shark Infested Waters, Forgets He's Shark Food'.

Gary Larson

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I don't believe in the concept of hell, but if I did I would think of it as filled with people who were cruel to animals.

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Wait a minute! This is grass! We've been eating grass!

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I don't know where my ideas come from. I will admit, however, that one key ingredient is caffeine. I get a couple cups of coffee into me and weird things just start to happen.

Gary Larson

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