The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
George CarlinTags: humor truth insanity lies lying self-indulgence
Meow” means “woof” in cat.
George CarlinTags: humor cats animals dogs language
If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
George CarlinTags: humor perspective humanity humour philosophie
I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don’t have as many people who believe it.
George CarlinTags: religion organized-religion
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die,
your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
George CarlinTags: atheism
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
George CarlinTags: nature
When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
George CarlinThat's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.
George CarlinElectricity is really just organized lightning
George CarlinTags: humor freedom perspective anarchy electricity lightning
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