If you're a girl who raises her voice a lot, I assume your mom didn't hug you enough when you were a child.
Green MonkTags: humor
Time flies when you're masturbating.
Green MonkMost of the time, I just agree with you to shut you the fuck up.
Green MonkTags: reality-check
When a man winks it's really his penis saying hello.
Green MonkTags: humor
Sometimes the best thing to do all the time is take a nap and do nothing.
Green MonkTags: humor
When you eat an apple you're eating a tree's balls.
Green MonkTags: humor
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