I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Groucho MarxTags: humor reading books television
Humor is reason gone mad.
Groucho MarxI've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
Groucho MarxTags: classic-insult
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Groucho MarxThe secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
Groucho MarxI don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
Groucho MarxRoom service? Send up a larger room."
[A Night at the Opera]
Tags: humor hotel-rooms hotels room-service
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Groucho MarxTags: humor
Was that you or the duck?
Groucho MarxEither this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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