Personally, I never admired communists because they operate on the theory that human beings are nice people.

H. Allen Smith

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On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.

H. Allen Smith

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We believe in healthy, hearty laughter -- at the expense of the whole human race, if needs be. Needs be.

H. Allen Smith

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Cats are people, and the sooner the world accepts that fact, the better off the world will be.

H. Allen Smith

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