The best way to look five years younger is to be born 5 years later

Haresh Daswani


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Beauty is in the eyes of the beer holder

Haresh Daswani


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If the girl of my dreams want a man with a hairless chest, I better dream of another girl

Haresh Daswani

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you can tell if the person is beautiful inside after the autopsy

Haresh Daswani

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the main reason they don't use seeing eye cats is because you will end up with the cat, and the blind person, stuck up a tree

Haresh Daswani

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I would love to introduce you all to my girlfriend, she's.... Imaginary

Haresh Daswani

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How to get in trouble #43: I was once caught staring at a woman's breasts, when she asked "why do you keep staring on my breasts?", I replied with "because your face is ugly

Haresh Daswani

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I have a friend who is a funny cook. Her food tastes funny and smells funny

Haresh Daswani

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I'm not mean, I just give people a good reason to hate me

Haresh Daswani

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I once gave my friend his braille book to him upside down and I got a punch in the shoulder. He was aiming for my face but I guess him being blind makes his accuracy terrible.

Haresh Daswani

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