If you lay a finger on our pirates again, I'm going to kick your ass!
Hidekaz HimaruyaTags: england britain aph hetalia hidekaz-himaruya arthur-kirkland u-k
Don't worry, I can hander it!
Hidekaz HimaruyaTags: america alfred-f-jones aph hetalia hidekaz-himaruya
PASTA!!
Hidekaz HimaruyaLong hair will send you to hell!
Hidekaz HimaruyaIt seems as if Americans like to be the center of attention even after they're dead.
Hidekaz HimaruyaTags: dead americans attention hetalia
If you watch a scary movie together, then the scariness is cut in half!
Hidekaz HimaruyaTags: movies together scary hetalia
China, you run in there and bust out some crazy Shaolin kung-fu, then I'll easily capture them when they're all tired and beat up. It will mean a fight to the death. . .for you!
Hidekaz HimaruyaOf course, my Christmas is (so much more) gorgeous and romantic (than Germany's)!! And unlike the rest of the world, we leave wine behind for Santa Claus!"
"So Santa-san is delivering gifts to children while driving under the influence . . . ?
Tags: christmas japan influence gifts wine france hetalia
In this world . . .
It's Heaven when:
The French are chefs
The British are police
The Germans are engineers
The Swiss are bankers
And the Italians are lovers
It's Hell when:
The English are chefs
The Germans are police
The French are engineers
The Swiss are lovers
And the Italians are bankers.
Tags: heaven hell bankers police lovers engineers hetalia chefs
I wish Italy would stop being a crybaby. I wish he would kick his bad habit of wanting to eat pasta everywhere. I wish he would stop getting a stomachache every time he ate geleto. I wish he would learn to throw a grenade properly. I wish his older brother would stop trying to punch me. I wish-"
*babble babble babble*
"Germany . . . That's impossible . . .
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