Look at you.

Howard Stern

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Why be uptight about bowel movements and sex? We all have sex. We all have penises -- except for those of us who have vaginas.

Howard Stern

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Most of the things I do are misunderstood. Hey, after all, being misunderstood is the fate of all true geniuses, is it not?

Howard Stern

Tags: private-parts

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I'm sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I don't think there's any difference between the pope wearing a large hat and parading around with a smoking purse and an African painting his face white and praying to a rock.

Howard Stern

Tags: religion atheism

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Mike Walker is the Hemingway of gossip.

Howard Stern

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