My dad used to tell me that laughter was like a cough or a sneeze - the body's way of trying to expel something. But instead of some phlegm in your throat, or some dust up your nose, a laugh happened when something really true got into your brain. Something so true that your system just couldn't stand it.

J. Ross Clara

Tags: humor truth laughter humour comedy laughing



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HECKLER: Say something funny!

COMEDIAN: I don't do requests.

J. Ross Clara

Tags: humor humour comedy comedians hecklers heckling



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COMEDIAN: [...] What is it you do for a living?

HECKLER: I mind my own business.

COMEDIAN: Self-employed, eh? No really, what do you do?

HECKLER: I try not to "do.

J. Ross Clara

Tags: leisure work laziness comedy doing employment jobs comedians hecklers heckling



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The trouble with believing conspiracies is you start seeing them everywhere, right? And everything becomes a part of them. But, of course, the trouble with not believing them is becoming a dupe.

J. Ross Clara

Tags: truth belief conspiracy-theory conspiracies



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Explanations are for cowards.

J. Ross Clara

Tags: questioning questions explanation cowardice answers explanations motto cowards



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I guess sometimes the truth just isn't worth believing... Personally, I've always felt that life's too short for truth. I'm just here to be entertained.

J. Ross Clara

Tags: life truth belief death entertainment truthfulness



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