His largeness lorded over his chair like a giant unripened pumpkin rolling onto an egg cup.

Jack Flanagan

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She has a particular penchant for mentally noting how much I drink, how much I eat, how much exercise I get, and the like. These specifics all fall within her purview. So in truth, I don’t remember how much I drink; it's not my job.

Jack Flanagan

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