And vampires never sparkle unless they just ate a stripper.

James R. Tuck

Tags: humor vampires

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Are you fighting evil tonight?...Then you are doing the Lord's work. Shut the fuck up.

James R. Tuck

Tags: sarcastic-humor

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Nobody should have to die to a crappy soundtrack

James R. Tuck

Tags: humor sarcastic-humor

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Women already come equipped with a core of steel fiber strength, depths of resolve a man cannot comprehend. It’s not the dynamic strength men have, all power and show. It’s a strength of endurance, fortitude. It is the strength that allows women to conceive life and to carry that life until the day it can stand on its own.

James R. Tuck

Tags: strength woman

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When she passed on the ham the explanation was she was a vegetarian. Kat had asked why she was eating eggs, then, if she didn't eat meat. Smiling, she replied, "I don't kill animals for food, but I am pro-choice.

James R. Tuck

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A cute girl, a pissed off Were-spider, and an occult boulnty hunter carrying a small arsenal walk into a bar...

I bet this joke was gonna have one helluva punch line.

James R. Tuck

Tags: deacon-chalk

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A cute girl, a pissed off Were-spider, and an occult boulnty hunter carrying a small arsenal walt into a bar...

I bet this joke was gonna have one helluva punch line.

James R. Tuck

Tags: deacon-chalk

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