How many times have I told you not to hit people in the face. You kick them in the body where it doesn't show.
Janet EvanovichWhat's this outfit? You can't afford clothes? Are you wearing other peoples?"
Helen Plum
Exercise improves your sex life.
Ranger to Stephanie
Was a fast easy reading, Good to take your mind off of anything serious for a while
Janet EvanovichBabe!
Janet EvanovichIs that a bulletproof vest? See, now that's so insulting. That's like saying I'm not smart enough to shoot you in the head."
Eddie DeChooch
Tags: humor
Gotta protect the little dudes. I tried an AK-47, but it wouldn't fit under my seat. I like the Uzi better, anyway. It looks better with the dress. The AK seems too casual to me.
Janet EvanovichI had an alarm, I had nerve gas, I had a yogurt. What more could anyone want?
Janet EvanovichTags: stephanie-plum
Kiss those cuffs good-bye." Lula from "Hard Eight" By Janet Evonavich
Janet EvanovichHoney, a man can't keep his gun in a cookie jar. It just isn't done.
Janet EvanovichTags: joe-morelli
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