He has big hands too, I say, swigging cider. I should know. Big beautiful hands. I daresay big feet as well.
You mean that...? Philomena asks.
Fanny whispers in her ear, and she giggles.
I do find unclothed men interesting, I must admit.
Which one do you think has the best arse? I ask before I can stop myself.

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I love her beyond reason.

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But I regret to inform you that you are probably not dying'

'As you will.' I take a swig from the bottle of brandy, my teeth chattering against it. I don't have the energy to argue; I must save my strength for my imminent demise.

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I regret it is not possible to marry by post.

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I mumble my vows, Shad mutters his, and I wonder what would happen if I lunged for the door like a wild animal seeking its freedom. I could probably outrun his one-legged friend, but Shad has something of the greyhound about him.

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This must be the most embarrassing moment in my life. I am glad I am too ill to appreciate it fully.

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May we do it again? She sounds remarkably bright and cheerful. 'And I didn't bleed. My mother said I would experience great agony.'

'Half an hour.'

'I beg your pardon? Your mumbling.'

Eyes closed, I attempt to enunciate a little more clearly. 'In half an hour or so. Probably. And your mother was misinformed.'

'What am I suppose to do in the meantime?'

'Oh. Read a Sermon. Embroider something

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Tell me about yourself.' A strange thing for a husband to ask a wife.

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