What? You just got boned by your trainer and minutes later felt the need to say hello to your son?

J.D. Holmes

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So did I enjoy working with my fair share of gay people? You bet

J.D. Holmes

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I can't believe we just did this. I'm such an asshole, I said. Note to self, women don't really want to hear this after you just shared oral sex with them

J.D. Holmes

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My cell phone, back in my training days, was the size of a box of girl scout cookies

J.D. Holmes

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