Loded Diaper
Jeff KinneyZoo-Wee Mama!
Jeff KinneyTags: humor diary person stick
I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons." - Greg Heffley,
Jeff KinneyFirst of all, let me get this straight: This is a JOURNAL, not a diary. I know what it says on the cover, but when Mom went out to buy this thing I SPECIFICALLY told her to get one that didn't say 'diary' on it.
Jeff KinneyTags: humor
If there's one thing I learned from Rodrick, it's to set people's expectations real low so you end up surprising them by practically doing nothing at all.
Jeff Kinneythat if you don't read nobody does
Jeff KinneyTags: humor
hot pink looks cute on only janet which is MEEEEEEE!!!
Jeff KinneyTags: memiors
So if you want to find somebody to blame for the way i am, I guess you'd have to start with the public education system.
Jeff KinneyI didn't really know what to expect from detention but when I waked into the room, the first thought I had was, I don't belong in here with these future criminals.
Jeff KinneyThen one day, this kid named Darren Walsh touched the Cheese with his finger, and that's what started this thing called the Cheese Touch. It's basically like the Cooties. If you get the Cheese Touch, you're stuck with it until you pass it on to someone else. The only way to protect yourself from the Cheese Touch is to cross your fingers.
Jeff KinneyTags: cheese-touch
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