You brought one home that
can still talk? ~ Odin

Jennifer Turner

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No! Don’t feed it. It’ll never leave! ~ Odin

Jennifer Turner

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It tastes like… like…chocolate covered
ass.

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If you want to watch me shake like the owner of a
Chinese buffet when two six hundred pound men walk through the doors, by
all means, stick around. ~ Logan

Jennifer Turner

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Dude, the whole Drake
coming out of the closet routine is getting old. Get some new material. ~ Drake

Jennifer Turner

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You were expecting to see Drake Junior?" He clucked his tongue at her. "You haven't even bought me dinner yet.

Jennifer Turner

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There aren’t any cobwebs on my dick. Besides, just because I don’t stick it in every woman who walks by, doesn’t mean I don’t use it. I’m selective, where as you…you’re just a man whore.

“I am not a whore! Just because I happen to love women, and they love me back – doesn’t make me a whore.” “Maybe it’s your dusty penis that scares women away.

Jennifer Turner

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Character is not measured by moments of success; it is measured by the grace in which you move through adversity. ~ Stefan Nelek

Jennifer Turner

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Logan licked a glob of strawberry jelly from her lower lip and smiled up
at Odin. Only one comment seemed to perfectly fit her current situation. “I
see dead people.”
He leaned forward, hands on his hips. “Me, too. It’s the only explanation
for what’s standing in front of me. Unless some high school kids broke into
the anatomy closet and stole the classroom skeleton, stretched some cadaver
skin over that bitch then cast an ancient ritual to animate it.

Jennifer Turner

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There's a moment when you realise all your worst fears have come true. When the fat girl stuffing her face in the corner finally recognises food gives her the comfort she can't find in anyone else. When the gorgeous man with the body of a god realises he changes women like shoes because he's scared one won't find enough reason to stay. When you see the world for what it really is, see it for all the horrors the news can't or won't report. There's a moment when you realise and accept that you are the worthless piece of shit your father always said you were, because even a diseased crack-head wouldn't kill their own sister. It was a moment Kerestyan, a defining moment...an epiphany of imperfection.

Jennifer Turner

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