Tip: Unpopularity is a state of mind. Feel nerdy. Think uncool thoughts. It also helps to use the word “vaginal” a lot.

Jennifer Ziegler

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Growing up, it seemed, was just a series of disenchantments. First you find out there's no Santa Claus; then you find out there's no such thing as happily-ever-after.

Jennifer Ziegler

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Real life, real love, isn't the way you see it in movies or read about in books.

Jennifer Ziegler

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To be unpopular, you must look the part. Remember four words: plastic flowered swim cap.

Jennifer Ziegler

Tags: funny popularity unpopularity

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Revel in grossness. Leave food in your teeth. Proudly display feminine hygiene products.

Jennifer Ziegler

Tags: food funny gross feminine-hygiene-products

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He'd practically saved her life! It was so....romantic. Just like in fairy tales. Just like Westley saved Buttercup in The Princess Bride. Like Superman saved Lois Lane. Like James Bond saved...well....everyone

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