I get paid for what most kids get punished for.

Jerry Lewis

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I've had great success being a total idiot.

Jerry Lewis

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Pity? [If] you don't want to be pitied because you're a cripple in a wheelchair, stay in your house!

Jerry Lewis

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I shall pass through this world but once, any good therefore that I can do or any kindness that I can show to any human being, let me do it now, let me not defer or neglect it for I shall not pass this way again

Jerry Lewis


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Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands

Jerry Lewis

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