School prepares you for the real world... which also bites.
Jim BentonTags: pessimism education school
My pants cut the cheese. Let one fly. Baked a batch of brownies.
Jim BentonTags: humor
Kissing the frog to get the prince is a waste of a perfectly good frog.
Jim BentonLove makes the world go 'round but I'm pretty sure money has to do with it, too.
Jim BentonSchool prepares you for the real world but I want the fake world. TEEHEE
Jim BentonBuy me stuff and I'll be nicer
Jim BentonMrs. Palmer is a teacher so naturally I assumed she would never do anything good for me.
Jim BentonTags: humor dumb diary teacher dear
never underestimate your dumbness!!
Jim BentonTags: humor
The Destructive Arts are exactly like Martial Arts, except they don't have uniforms or usefulness and the end result doesn't resemble art in any way.
Jim BentonTags: funny martial-arts uniforms
He giggled like a puppy being tickled by a kitten wearing a duckling costume.
Jim BentonTags: funny laugh cute puppy kitten costume duckling
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