I have hair in places monkeys dont.While giving birth my mother almost dies from rug burn.

Jim Rose

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My siamese twins moved to England so the other one could drive.

Jim Rose

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There is nothing more bitter than an opportunist who miscalculates.

Jim Rose

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You know you have had a productive day when you run out of semen.

Jim Rose

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My father was a Filipino contortionist who was known as the Manilla Folder.

Jim Rose

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I broke my arm in 3 places so I wont be going back to those places.

Jim Rose

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