My boyfriend dumped me. My best friend won't talk to me. My future is in a garbage can. Everything has turned to crap. Can you please just let me be a sullen teenager. just this once

J.J. Johnson

Tags: humorous

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I get scared because things are finite, and I don't want them to be finite with you.

J.J. Johnson

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That Yes, I know what you mean-that is the technical definition of Best Friend Forever.

J.J. Johnson

Tags: love best-friends

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Me: Need to shop for a dress. Stenn asked me to prom.
The Momster: WTF!
Me: Mom? What do you think WTF means?
The Momster: Well That's Fantastic.

J.J. Johnson

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