Like the blind man said as he wandered into a cannibal village . . .

“Alright! The country fair must be right up ahead. I smell barbecue!

John Rachel

Tags: blindness barbecue cannibal

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You can't teach calculus to a chimpanzee. So just share your banana.

John Rachel

Tags: education golden-rule calculus banana chimpanzee lyme-disease

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We hold our dreams and ideals close to our hearts, where the promises are made to the future generations.

John Rachel

Tags: dreams hope ideals future-generations

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As an orangutan cannot embrace higher mathematics or comprehend the architecture and operation of a computer, we humans __ so good at loudly proclaiming our intelligence and applauding our own doltish displays of cerebral gymnastics __ cannot begin to understand the true structure and functioning of the Universe.

John Rachel

Tags: intelligence computers universe arrogance gymnastics cerebral orangutan

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