For 3 days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but the phone calls taper off.
Johnny CarsonAsked how he became a star, Mr. Carson once replied, “I started in a gaseous state and then I cooled.
Johnny CarsonYour chances of getting hit by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky, and say "storms suck!
Johnny CarsonThe only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.
Johnny CarsonFor three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
Johnny Carsonpeople pay more to be entertained that educated
Johnny CarsonYour chances of getting hit by lighting go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky, and say "Storms suck!!
Johnny CarsonI know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself.
Johnny CarsonIn Hollywood if you don't have a shrink, people think you're crazy.
Johnny CarsonTags: humor insanity funny entertainment hollywood craziness psychotherapy therapy psycology
If life was fair, Elvis would still be alive and all the impersonators dead.
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