At this point in my life, beaming confidence is largely a matter of mind over bladder control
Josh SternTags: humor life confidence control beaming bladder matter-mind
Rome wasn't built in a day, except in Lego Land
Josh SternTags: rome-lego-humor
I like two beautiful women on my arm- as human shields"
Josh SternTags: humor-human-shield
If she can do the splits, the 5 second rule does not apply
Josh SternTags: humor-5-second-rule
The line forms on the right, but I prefer the chaos on the left
Josh SternTags: humor
The Spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak.... but it's willing too
Josh SternTags: humor
Not only will those ultra bright European sulphur diode high beams ' catch a deer in the headlights' they'll vaporize it too
Josh SternTags: humor
Only the good die young'- especially when they're milk fed
Josh SternTags: humor
Revenge is a dish best served by a tennis racket
Josh SternTags: humor-tennis-revenge
Camus said 'Love Lasts or Love Burns'. I want a Lasting Burn-just nothing requiring a series of painful treatments by a rubber-gloved Doctor
Josh SternTags: humor-camus
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